Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I Invite You to Relive Scroll Bowl!

Hello, nurse!

This post contains my scroll from Sunday's Scroll Bowl 3. WHICH was a huge success. So thanks if you came out to Hugs and made it so!

Read on if you care to relive the awesome power of Scroll Bowl via an internet box.


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Weekly Arlington Catholic High School Newsletter: Scroll Bowl Prom edition, Written by Sister Mary Scanlon, math teacher

Dear Students and Parents,

I am delighted, thrilled, enchanted and enamored to announce that we have settled on a theme for this year's senior scroll bowl: A Touch Of Class. I'm sure you'll find this theme to be a perfect blend of whimsy and maturity. I think I speak for all parents here on the PTA board when I say how thoroughly, wholeheartedly, splendidly and spectacularly we have enjoyed watching you grow, learn, and mature over these past scroll bowls. We are very much looking forward to seeing you and your scrolls all dolled up for this, the most magical, fantastical, whimsical and transitional night of your lives to date. (Please note: i mean "magical" in the literary sense of the word. Any practicing of black magic, voo doo or Protestantism will result in a barring from the event.)

I'm sure I won't be the first to tell you students that we all expect the utmost maturity from you come prom night. Please recall that you are no longer children, but indeed, young adults. And as young adults, you assume a whole new class of responsibilities, ethics, commitments, and standards. If you heed our few simple requests, we are confident that all students, faculty, and parents will have a most magical scroll bowl experience.

When scrolling, please always remember to leave at least 2 feet of room between you and your scroll for the Holy Spirit. We certainly want this event to remain an evening of wholesome fun, and we all know any uncouth touching could ruin this for us all. Not to mention resulting in the eternal burning of your immortal soul.

As you should be well aware, the consumption of alcoholic beverages will not be tolerated by administrators. All purses, pockets and garter belts are subject to inspection, and should we find that any one of you has provided alcohol for your underage scroll, you will be dismissed from the event and subject to further disciplinary action by both the Dean of Students and our Lord and Savior. Please behave as the young adults we know you are.

if you would like your pictured taken with your scroll, Don from Don-ned Good Portraits will be on hand manufacturing professional photographic memories. You may choose from three backgrounds: moonlight serenade, under the sea, or the scene of the birth of Jesus. Please be sure you check the appropriate box on the photo form prior to lining up for your photos.

And last but not least, please remember to have a fantastic, wonderful, amazing, life-changing experience at your senior Scroll Bowl. And please bring all checks made payable to the school to my classroom by Tuesday.

Sincerely, with God's grace,

Sister Scanlon

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