Friday, October 12, 2012

Halloween Spooks, from Least to Most Scary


Limp ventriloquist dummies hanging in a darkened, open closet

Ventriloquist dummies casually dismembered on a workman’s table

The burning red eyes of possessed ventriloquist dummies

A single ventriloquist dummy, clutching a knife, standing in the exact mathematical center of a baby’s bedroom

When a ventriloquist dummy’s head spins all the way around, regardless of context (looking at you, puppet-based stand-up comics)

A laughing ventriloquist dummy

The laugh of a ventriloquist dummy wafting in from another room

The be-stringed foot of a ventriloquist dummy as it disappears around a dark corner

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