Live blogging meant to keep you up to date on the developments occurring live at Nora Roberts' "Midnight Bayou."
9:10 pm
Uh oh, ghosts!
9:15 pm
Terrific slow motion walking sequence. True love strikes between Jerry O'Connell and smarmy Southern girl in scarf.
9:20 pm
Sassy corn bread talk.
9:22 pm
Very informative Cabinet Factory commercial.
9:25 pm
Information overload. Something about a knife fight and prostitutes... your average snooze fest.
9:26 pm
First mention of Jumbalaya. Explain-a-thon of emotional pasts continues. All broken baby bird wings are exhaustively revealed. Scarf girl has traded in scarf for large necklace, presumably made of human bone.
9:28 pm
Jerry O'Connell eats a sandwich on the stairs. Ham or Turkey? This motif is never explored.
9:28 pm, cont'd
Horny ghost maid subplot ensues. Jerry O'Connell discovers more mysteriously furnished rooms. Could it have been the benevolent IKEA commercial lady, or was it someone... or something... else?
9:31 pm
My television freezes due to thunderstorm.
9:32 pm
Television functioning again. Have missed several sentences of the neverending barage of back story explaining and thus am completely lost. This is a perfect opportunity to bring the sandwich back into the forefront of the story, but we're not here to nitpick the director's vision.
9:43 pm
I've become distracted by snacks.
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Due to unforseen highly important circumstances, we have concluded tonight's live blogging session early. We encourage you to stay up to date on the Nora Roberts' "Midnight Bayou" by tuning into Lifetime Television for Women, setting foot in any train station on the New York City Transit System, or becoming a ghost of the bayou.
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