More Fox News Hypotheses about the Muppets

Pepe the King Prawn – Illegal alien
Grover – Sexual deviant
Oscar the Grouch – Homeless laze-about
Miss Piggy – Feminazi
Snuffleupagus – A real "Ru Paul" type, if you follow.
Count von Count – Illegal alien
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem – Hippie scum
Elmo – Red
Swedish Chef – IKEA-mongering illegal alien
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew – Godless global-warming-monger
Rizzo the Rat – a real “Jon Stewart” type, if you follow.
Statler and Waldorf – Medicare leeches
The Yip Yips – Illegal aliens