Slutty holiday costume alternatives to the standard Slutty Santa

Slutty gift-wrapped iPad

Slutty latke

Slutty canned cranberry sauce

Slutty generic "season's greetings" card

Slutty menorah (group costume)

Slutty family fight about why the damned brand new iPad won't synch up with the PC

Slutty lamb present for the birth of Jesus

Slutty manger

We three sluts (group costume)

Slutty non-denominational Winter Solstice person