Catherine Greig’s Recent Tweets

In the market for some quality, itch-free wig adhesives. Money’s no object. Any suggestions?

Morning walk on the beach with BF. What a blessing that the cankle lipo left my feet completely numb... no icky feeling of sand between my toes.

BF feels distant. Sometimes I wish he could just talk to me, without worrying about where he’d bury my body later. #amirightladies?

Lobster rolls smell WONDERFUL, making me regret the tongue-reduction surgery that took my sense of taste!!

J/K it was worth it obviously ;).

Cheering up BF w/ a play list. So far I’ve got “White Christmas,” “White Wedding” — hint, hint ;) — and “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”...

Anyone know a good song about the sweet taste of revenge? Maybe a Sinatra B-side somewhere?

Getting distracted... anyone tried this new ribcage removal procedure I’m seeing all over the lipo blogs? It sounds WONDERFUL!!

At some museum with BF. Yawn. Fingers crossed I get a surprise ear-lobe-botoxing out of this...

Ever tried replacing your BF’s Cialis with baby aspirin? Secluded vacays are romantic, but I can hardly walk.

Looking for a reputable local dermatologist who takes cash. I am so over getting hounded by credit card companies... #goinggreen

BF came home from CVS with Clairol A134. How could he, when I’m clearly a Winter? Sometimes it’s like we don’t even know each other...

Missing all the salons I can no longer be seen at. #nostalgic

~*~If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain” Dolly Parton~*~ #truth

Won’t be tweeting so often :(. Any advice on what sort of makeup palate a Winter can wear with electric orange?