Step 1. Choose a status-quo-affirming verb
Protect
Conserve
Preserve
Defend
Guard
Secure
Strengthen
Uphold
Support
Maintain
Step 2. Choose a possessive adjective
Our
Your
Step 3. Choose a hackneyed, buzzwordy noun
Future
America
Country
Homeland
Integrity
Rights
Tomorrow
Citizens
Flag
Nation
And that’s it! Now you’re ready to raise a few thou’ from friendly neighborhood conglomerates and spend it on ethically dubious political advertising! Hooray! Happy Super-PACing, everyone!
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