Debilitating Anxiety at the Rumpus

Attention all four people who read this blog:

Why not check out my Funny Women piece over at The Rumpus? Here, I'll even put the link to it right in this post.

Name your own Super PAC!

Step 1. Choose a status-quo-affirming verb

Protect
Conserve
Preserve
Defend
Guard
Secure
Strengthen
Uphold
Support
Maintain


Step 2. Choose a possessive adjective

Our
Your


Step 3. Choose a hackneyed, buzzwordy noun

Future
America
Country
Homeland
Integrity
Rights
Tomorrow
Citizens
Flag
Nation

And that’s it! Now you’re ready to raise a few thou’ from friendly neighborhood conglomerates and spend it on ethically dubious political advertising! Hooray! Happy Super-PACing, everyone!