Are You Pregnant?: A Guide. By the State of Arizona.

(Before taking this quiz, please reference.)


Did you select the red bra before work this morning, knowing you have a date later? SEX-PLANNING. PREGNANT.

Have you ever let your gaze linger on the label of a pot of Newman's Own salsa? The one where illustrated Paul Newman is wearing that adorable sombrero? MIND SEX. PREGNANT.

Do you use OK Cupid? VIRTUAL WANTIN'-IT. E-PREGNANT.

Have you ever worn a dress without undies? THE WIND HAS BEEN ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT. IMPREGNATED-BY-NATURE PREGNANT.

Did a construction worker give you a lecherous glance on your way out of Dunkin Donuts this morning? MIND SEX. ACTUALLY MORE LIKE MIND RAPE, SINCE YOU WERE NOT WILLING. EITHER WAY THOUGH... PREGNANT. TAKE IT AS A BLESSING.

Do you use Super tampons? LOOSE VAGAY. PREGNANT.

Did you weirdly get your period twice this month? FIRST PERIOD CANCELS OUT SECOND PERIOD AND EQUALS MISSED PERIOD. PREGNANT.

Have you ever heard a Marvin Gaye song? DOUBLE PREGNANT.